Mr.Panda is not impressed

Our friend Mr.Panda “cocked” his snook
At the zoo’s zany attempts at sleaze
And managed to pull a longish yawn
At the coquettish charms of his missees.

“Zoo keepers hope panda porn will get Chuang Chuang in the mood.The furry guy is spending his days in front of a big screen TV showing scenes of pandas mating.Officials at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand are also putting Chuang Chuang on a diet. They fear he may be too hefty to make whoopie.Chuang Chuang will be reunited with his partner in about a week. The zoo has kept them apart for months in hopes that sparks will fly when they get back together.”

http://strange.blosker.com/link/zoo-hopes-panda-porn-will-help-species-9284

Chuang is apparently not impressed with the charms of his mate. May be,the zoo authorities may think of a candle light dinner date with romantic music.

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